i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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