I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
