He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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