i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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