dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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