You made me cry and you don't even care
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Boobs are out for the taking
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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