i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Drake has all the answers
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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