youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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