I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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