it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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