everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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