so explain again why im purple
no
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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