I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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