So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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