He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
worst night to have a conscience
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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