Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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