By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
