don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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