ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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