She is in my trunk
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Actions speak louder than pants.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
