worst night to have a conscience
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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