I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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