Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
