You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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