We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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