I just saw a hot homeless man
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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