I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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