dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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