If that was your dad, he is hot
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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