He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I need a beard to bite.
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