Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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