he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
