he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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