we're blogging at a bar
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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