wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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