no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
