ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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