Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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