He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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