Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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