so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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