is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I would ride that face into the sunset
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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