question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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