i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I smell like Dick and happiness
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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