and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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