Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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