when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize