areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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