Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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