hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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