So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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