Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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