then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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