If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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