We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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