He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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