I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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